I'm staring at you with these eyes. Luring you into my love den, where champagne flows like a waterfall and where ladies in short skirts and roller skates roam like free range chickens. Yes that's right you will buy me. You will also order one for your mate Kevin who would love this shirt. You will buy a 2nd shirt, in the case the first shirt gets ripped off by 100 women in blind craze of love. You don't need to like what I have to say, or even like me. But you will respect me..