Ship Minion: Captain, quickly the ship is destined to hit an iceberg!
You: The correct respose would be- Iceberg, quickly you are destined to be hit by the captain!
Ship Minion: But sir...
You: If you ever question the Captain again, he will terminate you.
Ship Minion: Why are you referring to yourself in the 3rd person?
You: *flick red switch trap door opens*
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